I came across this realization yesterday, when I flipped my Kodak picture calendar from my mother to see that Maddie is September.
Some things you should know:
She has a rainbow collar because I firmly believe she has gay tendencies.
She barks when people dance, clap or kiss.
She loves her football the most.
She loves to swim.
She loves car rides.
She lays on my bed and prefers to have her head on my pillow.
She can SIT and LAY, but not shake.
Every morning on our walk, we arrive at the corner and I say "Maddie, where would you like to go today?"(Hey I've never let on that this is a sane relationship have I?) By the pictures, you can see she chose the park.
I sometimes imagine that if she were human, she would be a gym teacher. She would teach softball & archery and have a mullet.
Come to think of it, maybe my dog isn't the one that's insane, it is I. If I can put in this much effort to observing my dog, the same energy could be put to better use. Like finding someone of the opposite sex to share my dogs life with and I can cross reason 325 off my list!
1 comment:
I like when you talk to Maddie!
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